Believe In Yourself
35 Reasons Why Larry Stylinson is Real (25/35)
↣ gay things they say to or about each other.
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9/∞ » niam moments that make me question to myself why i’m breathing
niam being niam during i want
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‘whats your best joke apart from the fungi one?’
Harry: Okay, I have one that I made up when I was like 7… Its not funny but it makes me laugh all the time.
(Source: stuck-on-styles, via poopoocurls)
Waiter: Well sir our specials are-
Louis: Grandad, did you seriously buy a striped shirt? I know I'm like Cher, but you can't just copy someone's fashion sense like that, it's rude and tacky.
Waiter: As I was sayin-
Louis: Plus, I think you look much better in plaid anyway, blue really brings out your eyes.
Waiter: Excuse me as I was trying to say
- Louis turns his head to the waiter and scoffs-
Louis: Listen up five, a ten is speaking. You need to calm yourself down and wait because you just lost your tip and you're two steps away from losing me as a customer. Who do you think you are? You know what I'm leaving
- Louis stands up and sashays away, flipping his fringe to show bitches that he's the real deal. -
- Louis turns around before he leaves and scoffs at the waiter. -
Louis: Where'd you get that tie anyway a prom rental shop? Macy's? Burlingtons? People like you disgust me, it's called fashion, learn it before you go out in public and embarrass yourself more than you have now.
- Louis Z-snaps and let's the hostess open the door because diva's like him don't open doors. -
